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Hillary: Back on My Buddy List
by Nick Sunday, Feb. 17, 2008 at 7:19 PM
nickcooper--at--indymedia.org

IM with Hillary

clinta: wassup bro?

nic: you unblocked me now because you need my vote?

clinta: that’s not why

nic: then because Houston ended up being a pivotal location in your campaign?

clinta: u hate me?

nic: yeah, kinda...

clinta: more than Ob-Mama?

nic: I told you in that email I sent before the war, if you voted for it, I would oppose you for the rest of our lives

clinta: can I make it up to u?

nic: you guys killed like a million people, how are you going to make up for it? by peppering your speeches with some anti-corporate stuff you got from Edwards?

clinta: lmao.... u noticed?

nic: yeah... well, maybe if you'd be willing to go up there and make a pledge to end nafta, diebold, money in elections, the patriot act, or the CIA or somethin within your first month…

clinta: sounds like u want me dead an’ shit…

nic: so… not ready to join the couple million Iraqis you and Bill killed by votes and sanctions?

clinta: nick! wtf?

nic: what?

clinta: come on dude, I’m not a monster, and if u think I screwed it up, at least give me the chance to fix it

nic: you don't know how, and they probably wouldn't let you

clinta: here we go with 'they' again, who are they this time?

nic: whoever, Halliburton, I don't know, whoever you were talking about that would make you dead if you got rid of the CIA

clinta: yeah, well howz your hero, mr. Ob-Gyn gonna stand up to this ‘they’?

nic: he's not my hero

clinta: who is -- edwards? kucinich? gravel? nader? them bitchs r out, it's me or him now, u know that! what if I just come by a free rads show with a posse, or food not bombs or sumthin?

nic: I don’t care anymore, ok I’ll vote for you if you do something shockingly honest

clinta: like say who killed Kennedy or some shit?

nic: yeah, whatever, something

clinta: lol! ok, ‘they’ did it

nic: not to me, I mean in a speech – damn if you just wrote your own speech one time that would be a shock

clinta: I write my own IMs

nic: impressive

clinta: look man, we fucked up in houston, we thot the shit would be wrapped up by now and didn’t even have an office there until a few weeks ago

nic: yeah you fucked up a lot of places, Iraq, New Orleans…

clinta: u do hate me : ( come on man, don’t tell me u would choose Mr. Bomb-bomb-bomb Iran over me if it comes down to it?

nic: grrrrrr

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