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Hillary: Back on My Buddy List
by Nick
Sunday, Feb. 17, 2008 at 7:19 PM
nickcooper--at--indymedia.org
IM with Hillary
clinta: wassup bro?
nic: you unblocked me now because you need my vote?
clinta: that’s not why
nic: then because Houston ended up being a pivotal location in your campaign?
clinta: u hate me?
nic: yeah, kinda...
clinta: more than Ob-Mama?
nic: I told you in that email I sent before the war, if you voted for it, I would oppose you for the rest of our lives
clinta: can I make it up to u?
nic: you guys killed like a million people, how are you going to make up for it? by peppering your speeches with some anti-corporate stuff you got from Edwards?
clinta: lmao.... u noticed?
nic: yeah... well, maybe if you'd be willing to go up there and make a pledge to end nafta, diebold, money in elections, the patriot act, or the CIA or somethin within your first month…
clinta: sounds like u want me dead an’ shit…
nic: so… not ready to join the couple million Iraqis you and Bill killed by votes and sanctions?
clinta: nick! wtf?
nic: what?
clinta: come on dude, I’m not a monster, and if u think I screwed it up, at least give me the chance to fix it
nic: you don't know how, and they probably wouldn't let you
clinta: here we go with 'they' again, who are they this time?
nic: whoever, Halliburton, I don't know, whoever you were talking about that would make you dead if you got rid of the CIA
clinta: yeah, well howz your hero, mr. Ob-Gyn gonna stand up to this ‘they’?
nic: he's not my hero
clinta: who is -- edwards? kucinich? gravel? nader? them bitchs r out, it's me or him now, u know that! what if I just come by a free rads show with a posse, or food not bombs or sumthin?
nic: I don’t care anymore, ok I’ll vote for you if you do something shockingly honest
clinta: like say who killed Kennedy or some shit?
nic: yeah, whatever, something
clinta: lol! ok, ‘they’ did it
nic: not to me, I mean in a speech – damn if you just wrote your own speech one time that would be a shock
clinta: I write my own IMs
nic: impressive
clinta: look man, we fucked up in houston, we thot the shit would be wrapped up by now and didn’t even have an office there until a few weeks ago
nic: yeah you fucked up a lot of places, Iraq, New Orleans…
clinta: u do hate me : ( come on man, don’t tell me u would choose Mr. Bomb-bomb-bomb Iran over me if it comes down to it?
nic: grrrrrr
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